My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re more brave than I am.
I'm having a bad day, could you tell me a joke please? Also I think you're a cutie even with you're new haircut~
- What did the chickpea say when she had a stomach ache? “I falafel!”
- Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
- How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
- What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
- Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E? Because he had a vowel movement.
Thank you, and I hope you feel better soon!
sometimes I get really stressed out because my body doesn’t match society’s expectations of beauty and sex appeal
and one night I was complaining about it to my sister and she said
"It’s not very punk rock to meet society’s expectations"
I think she changed my life
THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES
IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING
JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE
(vegan) I hope your power runs out
thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry