itspoonanjimarsha:

rampant-noodle:

feekins:

rampant-noodle:

rampant-noodle:

its dead week

my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito

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she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans”

i’ve decided to join her

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burritos don’t have to take tests

Are those…actual burritos you’re burritoing next to?

no

those are taquitos 

those are our children

why are you having children with your sister

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queerios-and-milk:

I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing. 

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bussykiller:

getting home and being able to take off your pants more like

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nextyearsgirl:

"I’m not vaccinating my kids because they’ll build up immunity naturally anyway"

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braydaaan:

do u ever wonder if your future partner follows you on tumblr

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